You know you are becoming Chinese when...

You know you are becoming Chinese when: 1. You start pushing people in the subway to get on board.2. You ask in Chinese when you didn't hear what people have said. "什么？你说什么？"3. Instead of saying "Shit", "Fuck" or "Damn it" when you got hit or smth pissed you off you say "Ayyyyyaaaaaa" or "Ayoooooooou"4. You see Chinese couples kissing in public and you think it's totally inappropriate.5. You see a Chinese girl smoking in public and you think that she must be an "easy" girl.6. Using fork to eat is weird.7. Seeing men revealing their bellies because it's hot doesn't bother you anymore.8. When people stare at you, first thought you have is "Do I have something on my face?" instead of "Yeah I know. I'm a foreigner. Not a biggy"9. You start using QQ to chat with your international friends. And use Weibo to tell your Chinese friends what's on your mind.10. You know who is Astro Boy.